Three Limericks

 

There once was a man named Watt,

Who always devised cruel plots,

One tragic day,

Watt turned to clay,

So we hid him in a yacht.

 

 

There once was a cat from Muscat,

Who claimed to be thin as a bat,

After many years,

He ate human ears,

And became as fat as a mat.

 

 

Sammy was a boy that lived in Nepal,

And every single day he played baseball,

One unusual day,

Mr. Watt came to play,

And that is what caused Mr. Watt’s downfall….