“News expands to fill the time and space allocated to its coverage.” William Safire
“News is what a chap who doesn’t care much about anything wants to read. And it’s only news until he’s read it. After that it’s dead.” Evelyn Waugh
Pick one of the above quotes to interpret and agree or disagree with. Then interpret the next quote and relate the two, following through with your interpretation. Try and refer to news that you read or watch.
8 sentence minimum.
In this quote, Lincoln is describing the weakness of one’s argument. By mentioning the “shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death”, Lincoln is describing the severe thinness of the argument. It lacks depth, profundity, and is not very rich in information. A type of a “thin” argument is one similar to an untested hypothesis. For example, whenever one of my friends tries to add salt to her lunch, people around her always exclaim that salt is “bad for you”, and they try to stop her from adding it. However, when she asks them why, they respond by saying, “it just is”, and she listens to their weak argument. This doesn’t only occur at school. Even throughout America, people continuously argue that salt is harmful to one’s health. As a result, people begin to add less salt to their meals and consume less salty foods, yet they don’t bother to look up the real facts. However, studies have shown that humans need salt, especially those who are very active, yet people continue to decrease their salt intake. Therefore, claiming that salt is “bad for you because it just it”, is a “thin” argument.
Lincoln, in this quote, is saying that Douglas’s argument is incredibly shallow and without substance. A type of argument that would qualify as one “as thin as homeopathic soup” is one that argues expectations over results, or theory over reality. Such was the argument held by American Socialists like Frances Fox Piven in the late 1970s and early 1980s. Socialists expected that an omnipotent federal government would be capable of reducing poverty and increasing the well-being of society. What they failed to see, however, was that such all-powerful governments had always failed to achieve equality in the past; indeed, in Socialist Russia and Communist China, what began as crusades for equity and equality turned into governments in which the disparity between the rich and the poor was far, far greater. As Thomas Sowell points out, any effort to ascribe to a group of people any social status, inferiority, equality, or even superiority, must necessarily take away freedoms from that group of people. For the same reason that Piven’s argument is irrelevant, Douglas’s argument for popular sovereignty is too. Douglas expected that popular sovereignty would reflect the will of the people, but in reality, the process faced problems such as border ruffians and squatting voters. Even more importantly, the desire of the slaves to be free could not be reflected in this popular sovereignty system because slaves could not yet vote.
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“His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by boiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.”
~ Abraham Lincoln, speaking of Stephan Douglas
Lincoln extends a simile and thereby extends the possibility for nuance in his meaning. Please think of what type of argument would be so poor, and, after putting the above quote into your own words, please describe this argument. Use examples if you get too abstract. 8 sentence minimum.
“I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs.”
I had a hard time analyzing this quote. To be honest, I had no clue why hens even laid eggs, except for to reproduce (which was probably not what the quote meant). Did hens themselves even know why they were laying eggs? I actually googled “why do hens lay eggs” but there were no relevant results. It seems that everyone else is satisfied with the answer being that they just do because they can. I thought and thought for a long duration of time and then it hit me— because they can. If a hen were fertile and capable of laying eggs, why wouldn’t it? Just like the logic behind that, I understood that if I am capable of working, why not work? This quote made me think about a homework assignment a teacher at school gave me in 6th grade. It was not the typical one-night assignment with one task for the student to work on. It was a long sheet of math questions. We could do as many or as little as we wanted (because it was a busy week at school and the teacher was being thoughtful), there was no penalty either way. At first I was set on doing just a few problems, but then after I had completed those, I had nothing else to do. I felt almost uncomfortable just sitting on the couch doing nothing, so I did the rest of the problems. My mindset then was, if I am able to do the work and there is nothing stopping me, why not? There will be a time later in my life when I am unable to do work, and so I might as well work while I can. It seems to me now that the small hen knew a valuable lesson before I did.
The only way to enjoy life is work. Work is much more fun than fun.”
Unlike with the other quote, I understood what this one meant immediately. I instantly thought of last year— a few months after the BP oil spill. This quote resonates with an assignment Mr. Watt assigned me last fall. I was to write an essay on the spill. After I had figured out what were my opinions on the issue and I began to write, I began wanting to spend time working on my writing. The topic was interesting and being able to help the environment made me feel good about myself. After a while, I actually started working on my piece for fun instead of watching TV or going online. The “normal” fun that I had is something I still enjoy, but while writing the essay I felt as if it was not exciting enough. I not only took more pleasure in writing the essay, but also acknowledged the sense of accomplishment that would follow the completion of the piece. That sense of accomplishment just made the process more fun. That was something I would never be able to get if I were just on Facebook.
