Sebastian studied Edward Lear‘s limericks, and then produced some of his own:

 

Limericks

 

There was a young boy in a pool.

Who would fiddle with a spool.

Who would nap in the tide,

And get o’ so very wide.

That lazy, fat boy in a pool.

 

There was an old man with a quarter,

Who spent his day being a hoarder.

He would pick on kids,

And eat their cool lids.

That old man without a quarter.

 

There was a woman from Poland.

Who had a very odd name: Noland.

Kids and parents loudly cackled.

But from now on they never snickered.

That destructive woman from Poland.