Monthly- Archives: October 2011



BEN H

“Meow.”  My cat woke me up. I am forty, rich, and happy. I have a comfy bed, a mansion, my own advertising company, my own limo and driver, my own private jet, and a private island with a private yacht to take me there. I am living the suite life. When Bob woke me up, I had been dreaming that I was sleeping in a comfy bed in a mansion on a private island.  I looked past Bob’s meowing face at the spires of New York City and leafy Central Park.  Bob smelled kind of funky, like waste.  Everything else was tidy and neat. I wondered why my cat smelled so bad with the house smelling great.

After cuddling, I went downstairs to make some eggs and cereal, and to feed Bob. He ate all his food but didn’t drink his water.

“Come on Bob. Drink your water.” Finally I gave in. I gave him his favorite drink: milk. He didn’t drink that either. Bob whined. He whined again but much louder. Suddenly Bob fainted. I paced around, racking my brains for a solution, when Bob barfed in his sleep. It smelled fishy. I called the vet.

“Dr.Leroy! My cat is sick. Help me.”

“Come to my office.”

Bob and I went to his office. It was light blue with pictures of animals all over it. It also smelled like water and medicine. Then the vet came in and said Bob may have a disease known as “Arthiheliusmonstrorious”. It affects his brain and destroys the body on the inside.

“Do you know how Bob got it?”

“Has Bob been near any sick person?” Dr. Leroy asked.

“Yeah. My friend came over and he was sick. He coughed on Bob.”

“There you go,” Dr. Leroy remarked, flatly.  “Bob has a high chance of being diagnosed with Arthiheliusmonstrorious.”

When I heard that I was devastated. Everyone in town heard about the cat. I spent tons of dollars to find top doctors but none of them could do anything. After that I spent more money on advertising so that more people would be aware of Arthiheliusmonstrorious, so as to help in the search for the cure.  A few weeks passed and Bob didn’t get any better. I started to think the worst: that Bob might die. Bob stopped eating. Some of his white hair turned gray.

I tried to be with Bob as much as I could. One day I followed him to the bathroom. I saw him drinking from a leak at the back of the toilet. I called Dr. Leroy right away and told him the scene I just witnessed. When Dr. Leroy heard about the toilet drinking, he immediately jumped in his car and raced to my suite.  Looking at the leak, he shook his head in wonder.  After he had taken samples and done testing, he found that Bob was suffering from an odd type of dysentery.  It turned out that Bob had contracted the virus from drinking in the toilet. I felt so relieved but so embarrassed because I didn’t see that and think about that. But now we knew that if he really had had Arthiheliusmonstrorious he would have died because there is still no cure.

I don’t care that I wasted money. I was just glad that Bob was going to be okay. He already has a short life and I didn’t want it to get shorter. I hope that Bob will never get sick again.



THE ATTACK OF THE PEANUT DISEASE

As I cautiously taped the large box of baseballs closed, I wondered if I was going to win the contest.  Yesterday, during the warm welcoming evening, I was sitting on the couch attentively watching CNN, when an advertisement stated that whoever sent the most baseballs to 19 Pennsylvania Avenue, Stamford, CT, would win a valuable rare trip to visit Derek Jeter personally. I had immediately and excitedly gathered all the baseballs I could find. Four hundred and thirty six was my final number. I quickly ran outside giving it to the patient mailman, aware of my package to send, for I had put up the flag-shaped red signaler with a note that notified I would come a few seconds after his arrival.

The wait seemed endless; one minute seemed like boring hours, and hours like painful days. Finally the announcement came: “… and your winner is …” (my body filled with anticipation) “… Jonathan Ju!”

I had won! Trying to calm down, a sudden loud horrible short screeching was heard.  I rushed to the door and saw that a sleek black shiny limousine was parked outside. “Have a good time,” my mother called as I slowly got inside.

The fresh aroma of pizza welcomed me, and I joyfully watched Beyblade on the television. As a man dressed like a secret agent ushered me into a small private jet, I peacefully fell asleep. When I woke up, I was in a small room. Then I saw a horrifying thing: Derek Jeter was on a stretcher connected to a heart monitor.

“What happened?” I asked curiously.

“I ate too much peanuts, and I have acquired a disease that forces me to turn into a peanut every two hours,” Derek answered.

“Really?” I asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Just then, Derek Jeter asked me if I knew how to save him. All of a sudden I was hit with a flash of genius.

“The balance disrupted it has … no jelly you eat … peanut butter has the upper hand,” I spluttered.

When I had finished, everyone’s face was in shock except Derek Jeter’s.

“Jonathan means I need to eat jelly because jelly is the opposite,” Derek explained. Derek scrumptiously gobbled down all different kinds of jelly, demanding that his servants bring more and more. “This is delicious,” he announced proudly.             “The tasty grape and the yummy banana flavoring is irresistible.” A drop of uneaten jelly slowly rolled down his chin, making a smear on his shirt.

Finally the doctors announced that he was cured from further transformation to a small peanut.  He thanked me with honor, and told me to visit next time. Now I know not to get addicted or to overdo anything, I thought. My body couldn’t even bear thinking about enduring what Derek had gone through. I guess I’ll be writing something else instead of Beyblades on my Christmas list this year, I thought.

A week later: It was a warm fresh morning as I slowly stretched up my arms, yawning. As I pressed the red power button, the black screen suddenly blared with sounds. A reporter announced that if fans sent Derek Jeter a bag of jellybeans and a jar of peanut butter, they would get a free autograph and baseball from Derek himself. I turned it off, getting comfortable on our old couch with a sly smile on my face.



JONATHAN J

Having read a biography of Leonardo Da Vinci, and interested in a side-by-side exploration of history and fiction, Jonathan wrote this short story about marsh tern innovations in bug-catching, unwittingly inspired from the master’s ‘greasy hands’.

 

Marsh Tern

 

It was a fine day in the Pontine Marshes while the fresh cool spring air of 1467 blew into Lionel’s soft groomed feathers. He attentively watched around him for a sign of a delicious snack of a dragonfly. He slowly decreased his speed, landed professionally on a soggy piece of land, and crushed a few pieces of tall, wild grass. The orchestra of insects sang their song, like the rooster crow of the marsh, starting the day. A flutter of delicate wings caught Lionel’s eye as he saw what could be today’s breakfast. He gave the dragonfly one menacing look, and up he went, greedily flapping his wings.

His hopes were let down when a sharp pain shot throughout his wings and he was sent down, plummeting into the water. Lionel ended up with a face full of muddy marsh water as he crashed into the coldness. A croak was heard and a bright green frog landed on his head, sending him for another round of filthy water.  After Lionel had recovered from the usual and dizzy crash, he flew back into the air wondering what to do since it was still the early sunny morning.  Why can’t I catch even a single dragonfly? The temperature had drastically risen, and boy, was Lionel feeling warm. It’s so hot I could go take a cool-down in the river, he thought.        The answer to catch the bugs came quite easily!  He couldn’t believe it, that moron Leonardo Da Vinci had helped him!  On his last birthday, a beautiful sunny day, he had been circling in a new neighborhood when all of a sudden a pair of greasy hands had grabbed him by his wings and had almost strangled him to death. When he saw the thing’s face, he recognized it. Suddenly, it came to him; he had seen that face on a torn magazine in the lake: his name was Leonardo Da Vinci. Luckily a gust of wind blew him out of Da Vinci’s grasp, freeing him from the evil man. From then on, Lionel had sharp pains in his wing like the one this morning. It had never cured, but now and then it would go a couple days without hurting.  However, if Da Vinci hadn’t grabbed Lionel, the wind storm wouldn’t have blown him away and he wouldn’t have thought of the cause and sheer power of the windstorm and … the answer was air!

He quickly flew to his best friend Henry’s house, an artistic formal nest made out of light and hard twigs, built to comfort. It was a huge nest, made out of fine long branches and it had taken just two weeks to build.

A small rustling sound announced his arrival while he landed onto the uneven layered sticks of the living room.  A small group of birds sitting down on a pile of leaves made quick, light chirps, discussing the plans for the 3rd floor of Henry’s house. The birds looked up, finally realizing Lionel’s presence.

“I thought you were catching dragonflies – do you want to help us with Henry’s 3rd floor?” Summit asked.

“Guys, can you help me?” he asked in a hopeful voice.

“Depends on what you what us to do,” Ben, Lionel’s cousin, remarked.

“You know how I have problems catching bugs, right?  Well, I have a plan to catch a lot of them each day. This is going to be even bigger than the plan to pick out small parts of Leonardo Da Vinci’s flying machine’s wings in revenge for his trying to capture me that day.” For Lionel still had nightmares about that shocking event. He leaned over to them and gave a quick informative brief, and off they went for a new adventure.

“But we get some of the bugs, right?” his friends made sure.

“Of course.” As they flew toward the location where Lionel had fallen, Lionel’s cheeks flashed a bright salmon pink as he remembered what had happened, unknown to the other birds. I’m so lucky they didn’t see what had happened, because I would have to tell them about my injury, Lionel thought.

They all gathered in a straight line, hovering each at different heights. They slowed down, making sure their movements were uniform so that they became one.

On the count of three they created a large wave of air by flapping their wings. A large group of dragonflies were blown onto the ground, unable to move. Summit and Ben swooped down, light and agile like eagles, slicing the bugs dead so they could not escape. Henry gracefully glided toward a lonely short tree, and grabbed stems of some sticky berries, and dropped them on the dragonflies. The flies were then covered with the filling, unable to move. John the nimble smart bird, Chase the playful bird, and Sean the muscle bird went to the river, took a piece of battered drift wood, placed the goo-covered dragonflies onto the wood, and let it drift toward home, flying alongside with it.

Everyone praised Lionel with enthusiasm and had a giant celebration. Lionel had become the underdog to the top dog in a few seconds. It showed how great ideas can be inspired from ordinary things like air. From then on Henry, Ben, Summit, John, Chase, Sean, and Lionel, went to the marsh and did what they did every day: catch insects. There were eventually thousands of birds who heard about the technique, and birds still use it today.