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ALEXA SCHMELTZER

“The Swan” by Roald Dahl 

(Spoiler Alert)

Ernie and Raymond are best friends. They are

both described as large for their age, but their

physical similarities stop there. The author

describes them as, “But while Ernie was

heavy and loutish, Raymond was tall, slim,

and muscular.” They are both very violent

people, and often go around hurting people.

Ernie tends to be very impulsive, and if

someone says something that he does not

like, he will automatically think to hurt them.

Raymond is less impulsive, and more calm

than Ernie. He sometimes reins Ernie in when

he thinks he is going too far. For example, “He

saw the flush coming to Ernie’s cheeks, and

there was a dangerous little spark dancing in

his small black eyes. Luckily, at that very

moment, Raymond saved the situation. “Hey!

Lookit that bird swimmin’ in the reeds over

there!” he shouted, pointing. “Let’s ‘ave ‘im!”

Raymond distracts Ernie when he is

provoked, out of fear that Ernie will go too far.

Two aspects of Peter’s personality are revealed when

he is strapped to the train tracks and starts to

daydream about cloud shapes. These are detachment

and intuitive wisdom. He shows detachment when he

is able to take his mind off of the terrifying

circumstances. “And to keep his mind off the thing

that was going to happen soon, he played a game

that his father had taught him long ago on a hot

summer’s day when they were lying on their backs in

the grass above the cliffs at Beachy Head.” Peter

knows that he is very scared, so he tries to keep his

mind off of the situation. Peter shows intuitive wisdom

not only by knowing what to think about when he is

about to get run over by a train, but also not letting

Ernie and Reynold, his tormentors, get the

satisfaction of seeing him scared. “‘How’re you doin’,

ratface?’ one of them called out to him from the

bushes above. ‘What’s it like, waitin’ for the

execution?’ He decided not to answer.”

Near the end of the story, Dahl mentions that there

are two types of people. “Some people, when they

have taken too much and have been driven beyond

the point of endurance, simply crumple and give up.

There are others, though they are not many, who will

for some reason always be unconquerable.You meet

them in time of war and also in time of peace. They

have an indomitable spirit and nothing, neither pain

nor torture nor threat of death, will cause them to give

up.” Peter is the second type of person. He has put up

with hardship and torture by Ernie and Reynold in this

story, such as being tied to the railroad tracks, having

swan wings tied to his back , and being shot in the

leg, but he never gives in. At the end of the story,

when he is falling from the tree and nearly dies, he

turns into a swan, as the title of the story suggests.

He looked up and he saw a light shining over the

waters of the lake that was of such brilliance and

beauty that he was unable to look away. The light was

beckoning him, drawing him on, and he dove toward

the light and spread his wings.”

BRANDON KUO RESPONDS:

Great job on your analysis of “The Swan.” I thought your writing was very thoughtful and very informative. When you described Dahl’s thoughts, about how people split into two groups, I thought you explained this in a good way. As well as this, your use of quotes further proved your point and elaborated your thoughts. For example, when you said, “Some people, when they have taken too much and have been driven beyond the point of endurance, simply crumple and give up. There are others, though they are not many, who will for some reason always be unconquerable. You meet them in time of war and also in time of peace. They have an indomitable spirit and nothing, neither pain nor torture nor threat of death, will cause them to give up.” You highlighted the most meaningful phrase in the entire story. However, I think that you could have cut down your quotes to make them fit into your sentences, instead of giving the reader a massive chuck of text. If you make your quotes short and sweet, it allows you to expressive the story in your own words, while still having the words of the author. When I read your ending, I thought that you had a brilliant mind. This is because you understood the ending of the story on your first read! When I first read the story, I didn’t pick up on the fact that Peter turned into the swan, nor the fact that he was “a great white swan circling over the village that morning.” When I first read that sentence, I thought it was another swan that came out of the sky, and I never pick up on the fact that this was Peter; thankfully, you were able to. This surprised me on how you were able to pick up on the information right from the start. Your analysis of story’s ending really showed to me that you possess a quick mind.

JAMES NAAH ADDS HIS THOUGHTS:

Hey Alexa I think you did a great job summarizing “The Swan”. The attention to detail is great and I admired how you were able to summarize “The Swan” into a small essay. I think towards the end you could have been a little more specific on the ending of the story. My suggestion is that you could elaborate on how there are two people in this world and then you could talk about how Raymond and Ernie are the lowlifes of the story and how Peter Watson is the unconquerable and how he transforms into the Swan.  Hey Alexa and Brandon did you ever think the relationship between the light and the Swan that Ernie killed is linked? I think that the Swan and the light are connected because when Peter Watson goes into the light Dahl describes it as warm and inviting just like a mother or maybe in this case it is the dead Swan who was the mother of the two cygnets. Brandon I think you spent a little too much time focusing on the great summary that Alexa made and I would’ve pointed out how she left out of one the more important parts of the story (Peter Watson flying into the light).”The Swan” is more of a character study and the two types of character traits are the lowlifes that don’t accomplish anything (Ernie and Raymond) and the other character trait is the unconquerable (Peter Watson). Great job on the summary!



NATHAN LUU

The Poultrification of Mrs. Dietrich

“Ahhhh!” yelled Mrs. Dietrich. It was time to start the day. Mrs. Dietrich was in her bathroom to brush her teeth. But when she looked into the mirror she saw a chicken head and said, “Nah. It’s a dream.” She knocked her head twice on the mirror. She looked at her clock and it was 1:20 in the morning so she went back to sleep, thinking that she’d better keep dreaming.

Now when she fell asleep this time she was dreaming about candy canes falling from the sky. The canes kept on bouncing on her head then crashing onto the ground with lots of sugar dust. But one candy cane fell off her head and she caught it. She opened her mouth and it popped right in there and she finished it whole. She just stood there when everyone was screaming for their lives running back home. She giggled and laughed, watching them running around the neighborhood.

At dawn, Mrs. Dietrich raised her hands, stretching. She went to the bathroom and took a whizz. She then looked into the mirror and screamed. She was Mrs. Dietrich but she had lots of feathers surrounding her head… but she thought to herself, oh I’m still dreaming, and slapped herself. No luck. She kept on banging and banging at her face, but nothing. She found that she was still exhausted.

Mrs. Dietrich on Zoom

Later, she woke up at her work table with one hand under her head. She squished her cheek and it felt weird but then her timer alarm started to ring for her meeting. She opened Zoom and joined her meeting. She joined with her face camera on. When she joined she heard everyone laughing. She didn’t know what was funny so she laughed with them. Then her boss said, “Hey Mrs. Dietrich, why are you laughing? We were laughing at you.” Then everyone went silent and muted their mics. She looked at her screen looking at herself then noticed that she had the head of a chicken. She pressed the red button with the old phone on it and left the meeting. She decided to not go back to the meeting and thought about quitting her job.

She lay in bed and fell asleep again.

Mrs. Dietrich woke up and brushed her teeth once more. She looked into the mirror and saw her normal wrinkled face with curly blond hair. She then touched all around her face, which felt normal. She splashed her face with water then suddenly she rose. She got up from her bed and she felt the beak again. Was this really happening again?

This time when she was brushing her teeth, her doorbell rang. So she went over to her front door and opened it. It was her friend Rosetta, who liked to drop in on her and gossip. First thing she saw Rosetta did was having a weird scrunched face looking straight at her.

Rosetta encounters the poultrified Mrs. Dietrich

“Why do you look like that?”
“Well, I’ll tell you a story when you come inside the house.”

So Rosetta walked in the house taking off her Nike Air Max. She then took off her blue vest and rested it on the railing. She walked on her couch, wanting to start the conversation again.

Mrs. Dietrich sighed and groaned.

Rosetta said, “Really honey, you have a beak now!” Rosetta was trembling. “I feel like you are going to peck me!”

“No, dear Rosetta, it truly is just me,” said Mrs. Dietrich. “I am the same old person inside, but I just…”. She began softly weeping.

Rosetta got up and grabbed a box of tissues and gingerly reached over and wiped a few human tears dripping off of her friend’s beak. “There, there,” she said, “please don’t cry. Does Mr. Dietrich know about this?”

“No thank God, Patrick is in Montana on a business trip. Yes I know, I’ve known this since 3:00 in the morning. I’ve been stressing about this ever since. So when I went into the Zoom meeting I heard a lot of people laughing and so then I thought they were laughing at something else so then I laughed with them. Then I got all sad.”

“Did that really happen? Are you okay?”

“Yeah I’m fine but I think that is a computer glitch because my boss almost never laughs at me even when something embarrassing is happening.”

“Well, I’m sorry to tell you this but, you are actually a chicken and you smell like one too. You are a chicken. You have the beak, the feathers all over the body and you even have a tail! So I don’t think that was a computer glitch.”

“Wait, really? So I’m not dreaming!? I stink? I don’t think I want to go out of my house anymore. What if everyone laughs at me? What if people don’t recognize me and shoo me away? What if… .”

“Stop with the what ifs. Only focus on the now and the positives. Take deep breaths. In and out. So, Mrs. Dietrich. I’m going to stay over to see if anything bad happens to you. Oh yeah, by the way, I’m going to work on my project over at your house.”

Later, Mrs. Dietrich asked Rosetta: “Hey Rosetta, can you get me a small glass of lemonade.” Rosetta didn’t hear a single word except the loud music coming from her headphones. “ROSETTA!”
Rosetta still hadn’t heard anything.

“ROSETTA!” screamed Mrs. Dietrich at the top of her lungs. “Y es?”

“CAN YOU GET ME A BOTTLE OF LEMONADE AT THE SUPERMARKET!” “Okay, chill out.”

Rosetta walked down the stairs then outside to her car. She drove 2 miles to Costco and bought a bottle of lemonade for 5 dollars and drove another 2 miles back to bring Mrs. Dietrich the lemonade.

Is a sweet solution afoot?

She gave Mrs. Dietrich the lemonade. She grabbed it from her hand and drank right from the bottle. And all of a sudden her beak disappeared. This

was a first timer. She continued to drink and then the bottle was empty in under 1 minute. Then Rosetta looked at Mrs. Dietrich and saw she no longer had a beak nor legs of a chicken. She thought to herself: I’ve got to go back to Costco!

So then Rosetta went back to Costco thinking of what Mrs. Dietrich loves best. Then it came to her. She loves milk chocolate chip Oreos. When she arrived at Costco, she went straight to the cookie aisle and there was no sight of any type of Oreo. Uh oh! She then went up to an employee and asked if she knew where Oreos were. She said, go to aisle 17. Rosetta rushed to aisle 17 and there once again… no Oreos were to be seen! When she left the aisle she saw one milk chocolate Oreo misplaced where the grain cereal was.

Oreos to the rescue!

She picked it up and went to check out and hurried back to Mrs. Dietrich’s house. She gave it to Mrs. Dietrich and she ate each Oreo whole. She then no longer had the body of a chicken.